An old man walks into a crowded waiting room and approaches the desk. The receptionist asks what he is seeing the doctor for today. 'There's something wrong with my dick,' he replies.The receptionist becomes irritated and tells him that he shouldn't come into a crowded waiting room and say things like that. 'Why not? You asked me what was wrong and I told you,' he says. The receptionist replies; 'Now you've caused some embarrassment in this room full of strangers, you should have said there is something wrong with your ear or something and discussed the problem further with the Doctor in private.' The man replies, 'You shouldn't ask people questions in a room full of strangers, if the answer could embarrass anyone.' The man walks out, waits several minutes and the re-enters. The receptionist smiles smugly and asks, 'Yes?' 'There's something wrong with my ear,' the man tells her. The receptionist nods approvingly and smiles, knowing he had taken her advice. 'And what is wrong with your