Two Drill Sergeants were standing outside the PX bitching about long hours. "This job works me so damn hard," complained one of the Sergeants "that even making love to my wife seems like a chore" The other says "No way could that be considered work," they argues over it until agreeing to ask the next person to come out of the PX. The Sergeant who thinks its a chore says "Tell me soldier, if you got up at 5am everyday worked your ass off for eighteen hours then went home and had to make love to someone would that be chore or pleasure?" The soldier scratches his head and says "I'd say pleasure sir." The Sergeant says "why's that?" And the solider replies, "If it were work the sergeant would have me doing it already"