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Lady: do you drink?



Man: Yes



Lady: How much a day?



Man: 3 six packs



Lady: What's a six pack cost?



Man: About $10.00



Lady: And how long have you been drinking?



Man: 15 years



Lady: So 1 six pack cost $10.00 and you have 3 six packs a day which puts your spending each month at $900. In one year, it would be $10,800 correct?



Man: Correct



Lady: If in 1 year you spend $10,800 not accounting for inflation, the past 15 years puts your spending at $162,000 correct?



Man: Correct



Lady: Do you know that if you hadn't drank, that money could have been put in a step-up interest savings account and after accounting for compound interest for the past 15 years, you could have now bought a Ferrari?



Man: Do you drink?



Lady: No



Man: Where's your fucking Ferrari?
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