A friend of a friend of mine was sitting on a lawn sunning and
reading, when he was startled by a fairly late model car crashing
through a hedge and coming to rest on his lawn. He helped the elderly
driver out and sat him on a lawn chair. "My goodness" he exclaimed,
"you are quite old to be driving!"


"Yes" he replied, "I am old enough that I don't need a license
anymore." "The last time I went to my doctor he examined me, and asked
if I had a driving license.


I told him yes and handed it to him. He took scissors out of a drawer,
cut the license into pieces and threw them in the wastebasket". "You
won't be needing this anymore", he said.

"So I thanked him and left."