A zookeeper walks into a pub with a giraffe close behind. The two sit down at the bar and the zookeeper orders two beers one for him and one for the giraffe. After a couple hours and a few more drinks the giraffe collapses drunk as a skunk on the floor. With that the zookeeper pushes away from the bar and stumbles toward the door. As he was leaving the bartender yells to the zookeeper, "HEY! You can't just leave that lyin' here!" To which the zookeeper replied "That's not a lion, it's a giraffe"