Q. What do the Edmonton Oilers and possums have in common?
A. Both play dead at home and get killed on the road.

The RCMP is cracking down on speeders heading into
Edmonton .

For the first offense, they give you two Edmonton Oiler tickets.
If you get stopped a second time, they make you use them.

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Q. What do you call 30 millionaires around a TV watching
the Stanley Cup Playoffs?
A. The Edmonton Oilers

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Q. What do the Edmonton Oilers and Billy Graham have in common?
A. They both can make 20,000 people stand up and yell
"Oh My Lord."

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Q. How do you keep the Edmonton Oilers out of your yard?
A. Put up a goal net.

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Q. How many Edmonton Oilers does it take to win another Stanley Cup?
A. Nobody knows and we may never find out.