A farmer's son wakes up early in the morning to do his chores. He sleepily makes his way down the stairs excited to eat breakfast. To his surprise, there is no breakfast waiting for him when he gets to the table. He asks his mom, "Where's my breakfast?"

She replies, "Not until you do your chores."

The son angrily walks outside, slamming the door behind him. His first chore is to milk the cow. Muttering the whole way, he makes his way to the barn. He milks the cow, and when he gets done, he yells, "Stupid cow!" and kicks it.

His second chore is to collect the chicken eggs. He storms over to the chicken coup. He gathers all the eggs and when he gets done, he yells, "Stupid chicken!" and kicks the chicken.

His last chore is to slop the pig. He stomps all the way to the pig pen, angrily grabs the bucket, and throws the slop in the pen. Still angry, he kicks the pig.

He then heads back to the house excited to finally get some breakfast. He heads over to the breakfast table only to find a glass of orange juice and a piece of toast. He asks his mom, "Is this it?"

She replies, "You kicked the cow, so you don't get any milk, you kicked the chicken so you don't get any eggs, and you kicked the pig so you don't get any bacon."

At this time, the dad walks in. He trips over the cat. He proceeds to yell, "Stupid cat!" and kicks the cat. The farmer's son then says, "Can I tell dad what he's not getting tonight?"