A guy was driving down the road one day when he spotted a car that had broken down on the side of the road.

Because he was a generous man, he decided to stop and help whomever was stranded by giving them a ride to the nearest gas station.
So he picked up the stranded couple, who turned out to be two gay men.

After a few minutes of driving, one of the gay guys said

"I really have to fart."

The driver said...

"Go ahead, we're all guys here; I really don't care."

So he lets out a very quiet, airy fart.
A few minutes later the other gay guy says

"OK, it's my turn."

And proceeds to let out a quiet, airy fart of his own.
Ten minutes after that the driver speaks up and says

"Allright guys, MY TURN!"

He then lets out an extremley loud, raunchy fart that reverberated throught the whole car. One gay guy turns to the other and whispers in his ear...

"Virgin"