A truck driver comes across a stranded idian on the road and decides to pick him up. 5 miles down the road the idian says "me need pee, me need pee". So the truck driver pull over and the indian does his business and gets back in the truck. Another 5 miles down the road the idian says "me need pee, me need pee". So the truck driver drops him off again and the idian does his business. Yet again 5 miles later the indian says "me need pee, me need pee". The truck driver lets him off again and right before the indian gets back in the truck, the truckdriver guns it. The truckdriver is relieved and looks to the right and sees the indian running parralel to the truck. So the driver bumps up the speed to 70, still the indian is right along with him. The driver finally gives up and stops the truck. "How did you run that fast?" says the truckdriver "you would run that fast too if your dick was stuck in the door".