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  • Dreaming Numbers
  • I was walking down the street the other day when I saw my buddy Matt. I walked up to him and mentioned that I had the most bizarre dream the night...
  • From: guitarlover

    Views: 153,920

    Comments: 755

    Added: 67 weeks ago

  • Drunk
  • A Virginia State trooper pulled a car over on I-64 about 2 miles south of the Virginia/West Virginia State line.. When the trooper asked the driver...
  • From: rattlebox02

    Views: 153,163

    Comments: 568

    Added: 69 weeks ago

  • Drunk Irishman
  • Paddy had been drinking at his local Dublin pub all day and most of the night celebrating St Patrick's Day. Mick, the bartender says, 'You'll not be...
  • From: xckxgoaleprcaun

    Views: 72,152

    Comments: 291

    Added: 150 weeks ago

  • Flat Chest
  • A very flat-chested woman finally decided she needed a bra and set out to the mall in search of one in her size. She entered an upscale department...
  • From: blooddiamonds

    Views: 264,598

    Comments: 286

    Added: 100 weeks ago

  • My Needs
  • Husband and wife are getting all snugly in bed. The passion is heating up. But then the wife stops and says, "I don' t feel like it. I just...
  • From: amphora13579

    Views: 197,073

    Comments: 501

    Added: 102 weeks ago

  • Hedge Clippers
  • A little old lady was walking down the street dragging two large plastic garbage bags behind her. One of the bags was ripped, and every once in ...
  • From: roxanna_us

    Views: 128,904

    Comments: 441

    Added: 105 weeks ago

  • Why Women Shouldn't Take Men Shopping
  • After I retired, my wife insisted that I accompany her on her trips to Target. Unfortunately, like most men, I found shopping boring and preferred...
  • From: matman747

    Views: 175,846

    Comments: 581

    Added: 105 weeks ago

  • 44th Birthday
  • Two weeks ago was my 44th birthday and I wasn`t feeling too good that morning. I went to breakfast knowing my wife would be pleasant and...
  • From: BrandonAR

    Views: 136,233

    Comments: 613

    Added: 109 weeks ago

  • No-Parking Zone
  • There was once a little girl and a little boy in kindergarten. One day, the little boy pulled down his pants and asked the little girl,...
  • From: daveatnite

    Views: 127,614

    Comments: 320

    Added: 110 weeks ago

  • One-Liners
  • 1) Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting a tomato in a fruit salad. 2) The early bird might get the worm, but the second...
  • From: xxfregiltxx

    Views: 256,088

    Comments: 367

    Added: 115 weeks ago

  • The Men's rules
  • We always hear "the rules" from the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side. These are OUR rules: Please note… these are...
  • From: guinness13494

    Views: 214,332

    Comments: 670

    Added: 118 weeks ago

  • Subject Drug Warning
  • Police are warning all men who frequent clubs, partygoers and unsuspecting pub regulars to be alert and stay cautious when offered a drink from any...
  • From: thelegendery

    Views: 135,950

    Comments: 315

    Added: 121 weeks ago

  • The Lie Detector Robot
  • John was a salesman's delight when it came to any kind of unusual gimmick. His wife Marsha had long ago given up trying to get him to change. One day...
  • From: KingRolo0503

    Views: 136,467

    Comments: 516

    Added: 126 weeks ago

  • Rude and Arrogant Americans
  • The train was quite crowded, and a U. S. Marine walked the entire length looking for a seat.. There seemed to be one next to a well-dressed,...
  • From: 237g

    Views: 102,585

    Comments: 375

    Added: 128 weeks ago

  • Why I Had to Change Hotels Last Week
  • Last week I checked into my hotel in Tampa and was a bit lonely. I thought, I'll call one of those girls you see advertised in phone books like...
  • From: LTlingerie

    Views: 134,553

    Comments: 334

    Added: 127 weeks ago

  • Perfect Eyesight
  • Arthur is 90 years old. He's played golf every day since his retirement 25 years ago. One day he arrives home looking downcast. "That's...
  • From: thelegendery

    Views: 106,223

    Comments: 318

    Added: 127 weeks ago

  • Whaling on the High Seas
  • A pair of whales, a male and his mate were swimming along one day when they came upon a whaling vessel. M: ''Oh shit!'' F: ''What is it?'' M:...
  • From: CaptainJ

    Views: 79,573

    Comments: 206

    Added: 133 weeks ago

  • Worldwide Survey
  • A worldwide survey was conducted by the UN. The only question asked was:"Would you please give your honest opinion about solutions to the food...
  • From: midnite492

    Views: 92,437

    Comments: 556

    Added: 139 weeks ago

  • Age Vs Wisdom
  • A guy is 86 years old and loves to fish. He was sitting in his boat the other day when he heard a voice say, "Pick me up." He...
  • From: ADLife

    Views: 122,494

    Comments: 498

    Added: 139 weeks ago

  • French Prostitutes
  • Annoyed by the professor of anatomy who liked to tell "naughty" stories during class, a group of female students decided that the next time...
  • From: rockzilla411

    Views: 127,310

    Comments: 521

    Added: 140 weeks ago

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