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  • Indian Student
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  • Wal-Mart
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  • Perfect
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  • Santa's Finger
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    Added: 233 weeks ago

  • Need a Push
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    Comments: 676

    Added: 179 weeks ago

  • A Christmas Poem
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    Comments: 437

    Added: 179 weeks ago

  • $50 or $10,000?
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    Views: 103,897

    Comments: 575

    Added: 179 weeks ago

  • The Bathtub Test
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    Views: 91,718

    Comments: 684

    Added: 179 weeks ago

  • Lawyer Joke
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    Views: 100,057

    Comments: 720

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  • Take a Hike
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    Views: 90,816

    Comments: 809

    Added: 180 weeks ago

  • Keep Quiet
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    Views: 96,182

    Comments: 1021

    Added: 180 weeks ago

  • Funny Warning Labels
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    Views: 116,044

    Comments: 881

    Added: 181 weeks ago

  • They Walk Among Us...
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    Views: 96,969

    Comments: 821

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  • Internet Axioms
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    Views: 53,997

    Comments: 378

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  • You'll Fart Your Guts Out
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