One day a grandpa and his grandson went fishing by the pond. After a while of fishing, the grandpa pulls out a cigar, lights it up and starts smoking it. The grandson looks over to the grandpa and asks if he can have some. The grandpa looked at the boy and asked, "Can your dick touch your ass hole?" The grandson replied "no." The old man said " too bad." They continued to fish. After a while longer, the grandpa pulls out a flask of whiskey and takes a drink. The grandson once again looks at his grandpa and asks for a drink. The grandpa says "Can you dick touch your ass hole?" The grandson dropped his head and sighed, "No grandpa it cant." The old man replied the same way as last time with "Too bad." The two continued to fish. The little boy pulls out a bag of double chunk chocolate chip cookies and eats one. The grandpa looks over and asks if he can have one? The grandson asks,"Can your dick touch your ass hole?