an old man and his grandson go fishing one day. the grandfather decides to pull out a fat purple kush blunt and smoke it. the grandson asks"gran'pa can i have some"? the grandfather asks him "can your dick touch your ass"? the kid answers "no" grandpa sais"then theirs your answer"! then a while later the grandpa pulls out an "old english" 40oz and starts swigging. the kis asks "gran'pa can i have some ,the grandfather asks "can ur dick touch your ass"? the kis answers "NO" and the grandpa said "THEN NO"! a while later the kid pulls out a bag of cheetos and a soda the grandfather is quite fucked up now and has the MUNCHIES so he asks the kid "can i please have some"??? the kid smiles and ask his grandfather "can your dick touch your ass"? the grandfather sais "of course" the child smiles and replies "then go fuck yourself"