there is a woman who has just recently broken up with her boyfriend
newly single she needs to go to the food store to buy some food.
so when when she starts to shop she no longer buy food for two but only for herself.
so she buys only one of everything.
she buys one carton of milk, one box of cereal, one loaf of bread...
and so on.
so she finally checks out at the register, and the cashier looks at her and says, "hey, are you single?"
surprised the woman responds, "why yes, how did you notice? is it because im buying only one of everything?"
and the cashier looks at her confused and says,
"No, its because your fucking ugly."