A man is playing golf, and he hits the ball deep into a wooded area. While searching for the ball, he hears a voice that says "Sir, take three steps to your left and look down."
So he does, looks down, and there's his ball.
Now the voice says, "Okay, now hit it as hard as you can to the right!"
So he hits it as hard as he can, it goes flying out of the woods, hits the green, and sinks into the hole!
The guy says "Wow! Who is that?"
A little frog hops out and says "That would be me. Now take me to Vegas."
So now they're in Vegas, they go into a casino, the frog hops up onto a Roulette wheel and says "Bet everything you got on 21!"
He bets it all... and wins $30.000 dollars!
Now the frog says "Let's go to the Penthouse!"
Once they get to the Penthouse, the frog hops onto the bed and says "Kiss me!"
So he kisses... and a ball of light swirls around the frog. And it transforms into the most beautiful girl he'd ever seen!
Blonde hair, blue eyes, and 16 years old!
I SWEAR YOUR HONOR! THAT'S HOW IT HAPPENED!!!