3 men got stranded on an island filled with cannibals. The chief of the cannibal tribe told them each, go out into the forest and pick 10 pieces of the same fruit. So out the men went.
The first came back with 10 apples. The chief said "if you can shove all the fruit up your ass without making a face, we will let you free." So the man started, but could only get 2 apples in before he made a face, so he was eaten.

The second man came back with 10 berries and was told the same thing. He got to seven of the berries, but busted out laughing, so the cannibals killed and ate him.

When he got to heaven, the first guy said "You were so close, why did you laugh?"
"Well, I was almost done, but then I looked up and saw the third guy coming back with ten pineapples."