Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering “Shut up, all of you, just shut up!”
Crack open your briefcase of purse, and while peering inside, ask, “Got enough air in there?
When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.
Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral.
Meow occasionally.
Stare at another passenger for awhile, then announce in horror, “You’re one of THEM” and back away slowly.
Say “Ding” at each floor.
Say “I wonder what all these do?” and push all the red buttons.
Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
Stare, grinning at another passenger for awhile, and then announce, “I have new socks on.”
Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers, “This is my personal space.”
Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.
Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones.
Hold the doors open and say you’re waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say, “Hi Greg. How’s your day been?”
Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream, “That’s mine!”
Lay down a Twister mat and ask people if they’d like to play.
Pretend you are a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.
Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally.
When the doors close, announce to the others, “It’s okay. Don’t panic, they open up again.”
Make race car noises when anyone gets on or off.
When at least 8 people have boarded, moan from the back: “Oh, not now… motion sickness!”
Start a sing-along.
If anyone brushes against you, recoil and holler “Bad touch!”
While the doors are opening, hurriedly whisper, “Hide it…quick!” then whistle innocently.
Annouce in a demonic voice, “I must find a more suitable host body.”