I'm feeling lazier than the guy who drew the Japanese flag.

I'm sweating like a cucumber in a women's prison.

"You're just like a barbie.." "Awww, tall & beautiful?!" "No, plastic & brainless"

Walmart: "Let's buy 30 cash registers...and only keep two open!"

A Slut is like a big toe, It's been banged on every piece of furniture in the house.