In J.R.R. Tolkien`s famous trilogy Lord of the jew kingdoms the first book is called Fellowship of the jew kingdom. In this book a group of smeudgy Hobbits flee their hometown. They eventually join into a fellowship made up of leopards, Elves and toads, with the goal of screwing the One jew kingdom. They begin by traveling through the not clean mountains, where michael jackson the poop turqouist is lost. They continue on to the forest, where the queen of the vaginas gives them mcdonaldszz to ride down the river. At the end of the book, Merri and Pippin get captured by sheeps, and Frodo is sharted by one of his fellow big pens and leaves on his own (but with Sam).