Q: What do you call one white guy surrounded by 10 black guys?
A: The quarterback.

Q: What do you call one white guy surrounded by 10,000 black guys?
A: Warden.

Q: What do you call a black person on birth-control?
A: Crime prevention.

Q: What do you call a black with a new bike?
A: A thief.

Q: What do you call a black with a new caddie?
A: A better thief.

Q: What's the most confusing day in Harlem?
A: Father's day

Q: Why do blacks smell so bad?
A: So the blind can hate them too

Q: What do you call a black guy who goes to college?
A: A Basketball player.

Q: How can you tell a black person is lying?
A: His lips are moving.

Q: What's long and hard on a blackman?
A: The first grade.