GAY BAR
aimeelee143
Published
12/04/2008
A cowboy walks into a bar and after two steps in, he realizes it’s a gay bar.
“What the heck,†he says to himself, “I really want a drink.â€
When the gay waiter approaches, he says to the cowboy, “What’s the name of your manhood?â€
The cowboy says, “Look, I’m not into any of that. All I want is a drink.â€
The gay waiter says, “I’m sorry but I can’t serve you until you tell me the name of your willy. Mine for instance is called NIKE, for the slogan ‘Just Do It.’ â€
That guy down at the end of the bar calls his SNICKERS, because “It Really Satisfies.â€
The cowboy looks dumbfounded, so the bartender tells him he will give him a second to think it over.
So the cowboy asks the man sitting to his left who is sipping on a beer, “Hey bud, what’s the name of yours?â€
The man looks back and says with a smile, “TIMEX.â€
The thirsty cowboy asks, “Why Timex?â€
The fella proudly replies, “Cause it takes a lickin and keeps on tickin!â€
A little shaken, the cowboy turns to two fella’s on his right, who happen to be sharing a fruity Margarita and says, “So, what do you guys call yours?â€
The first man turns to him and proudly exclaims, “FORD, because ‘Quality is Job One’.†Then he adds, “Have you driven a Ford lately?â€
The guy next to him then says, “I call mine CHEVY…..’Like a Rock!’… And gives a wink!
Even more shaken, the Cowboy has to think for a moment before he comes up with a name for his manhood.
Finally, he turns to the bartender and exclaims,â€The name of my willy is SECRET. Now give me a beer.â€
The bartender begins to pour the cowboy a beer, but with a puzzled look asks, “Why Secret?â€
The cowboy says, “Because it’s ‘STRONG ENOUGH FOR A MAN, BUT MADE FOR A WOMAN!!!’ “
“What the heck,†he says to himself, “I really want a drink.â€
When the gay waiter approaches, he says to the cowboy, “What’s the name of your manhood?â€
The cowboy says, “Look, I’m not into any of that. All I want is a drink.â€
The gay waiter says, “I’m sorry but I can’t serve you until you tell me the name of your willy. Mine for instance is called NIKE, for the slogan ‘Just Do It.’ â€
That guy down at the end of the bar calls his SNICKERS, because “It Really Satisfies.â€
The cowboy looks dumbfounded, so the bartender tells him he will give him a second to think it over.
So the cowboy asks the man sitting to his left who is sipping on a beer, “Hey bud, what’s the name of yours?â€
The man looks back and says with a smile, “TIMEX.â€
The thirsty cowboy asks, “Why Timex?â€
The fella proudly replies, “Cause it takes a lickin and keeps on tickin!â€
A little shaken, the cowboy turns to two fella’s on his right, who happen to be sharing a fruity Margarita and says, “So, what do you guys call yours?â€
The first man turns to him and proudly exclaims, “FORD, because ‘Quality is Job One’.†Then he adds, “Have you driven a Ford lately?â€
The guy next to him then says, “I call mine CHEVY…..’Like a Rock!’… And gives a wink!
Even more shaken, the Cowboy has to think for a moment before he comes up with a name for his manhood.
Finally, he turns to the bartender and exclaims,â€The name of my willy is SECRET. Now give me a beer.â€
The bartender begins to pour the cowboy a beer, but with a puzzled look asks, “Why Secret?â€
The cowboy says, “Because it’s ‘STRONG ENOUGH FOR A MAN, BUT MADE FOR A WOMAN!!!’ “
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