what is the most popular pickup line at a gay bar?
may i push your stool in?

how do you know if your at a gay picnic?
the hot dogs taste like shit.

four homos are sitting in a hot tub when they notice some sperm floating to the surface. one fag says "ok, who farted?"

what do you call a gay guy in a wheel chair?
rolaids

what is a lesbian dinosaur?
a lickalotopus

what is the first symptom of aids?
a penis in your ass