A man walks into a bar with a large grocery bag and sits down and orders a drink.
The man next to him asks what he has in the bag.
So the man opens the bag and pulls out a lamp, a little man and a piano and the little man sits at the piano and starts playing.
Astonished the man asks "where on earth did u get that!?"
so he give him the lamp and rubs it and a genie pops out and says he will grant him one wish.
The man hurriedly yells "I want a million bucks!"
and in the door walks a million ducks.
The frustrated man turns and says "I think your genie has a hearing problem!"
the other man says "No shit you think I actually wished for an 11 inch pianist!?"