A man is walking along the beach when he sees a genie lamp in the water. He picks it up and out comes the genie. The genie tells him that because of the economy he now only gets one wish. He thinks long and hard about what he would like, and tells the genie, "My wife has always wanted to go to Hawaii, but she is afraid of flying and boating. Please build a bridge from LA to Hawaii." The genie says, "Are you crazy!?!?! That would take forever and cost me a fortune! Think of something else please." The man thinks and makes a new wish. "OK then, explain women to me." The genie responds, "Do you want 2 lanes or 4."