george bush in hell

George W. Bush has a heart attack and dies. He immediately goes to Hell,
where the Devil is waiting for him.
"I don't know what to do here," says the Devil. "You
are on my list, but I have no room for you. You definitely have to stay here, so I'll tell
you what I'm going to do. I've got a couple of folks here who weren't quite as bad as you.
I'll let one of them go, but you have to take their place. I'll even let YOU decide who

Bush thought that sounded pretty good, so the Devil opened the first room. In it was Richard
Nixon and a large pool of water. He kept diving in and surfacing empty handed. Over and
over and over. Such was his fate in Hell. "No," George said. "I don't think so. I'm not a
good swimmer and I don't think I could do that all day long."

The Devil led him to the next room. In it was Newt Gingrich with a sledgehammer and a room
full of rocks. All he did was swing that hammer, time after time after time. "No, I've got
this problem with my shoulder. I would be in constant agony if all I could do was break
rocks all day," commented George.

The Devil opened a third door. In it, Bush saw Bill Clinton, lying on the floor with his
arms tied over his head, and his legs restrained in a spread-eagle pose. Bent over him was
Monica Lewinsky, giving him a blow job, Bush looks in disbelief, and finally says,
"Yeah, I can handle that."

The Devil smiled and said,
"OK, Monica, you're free to go."
Uploaded 11/04/2008
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