So a priest and Jesus are playing golf, and Jesus is hitting from the fairway. The priest suggested that Jesus use his 5 iron, but Jesus replied "Tiger Woods would hit a 6 iron from here!" Grabbing his 6 iron, Jesus slices the ball really bad and it falls into a nearby water hazard.
A little upset about his hit Jesus decided to get his ball back, so goes out walking on the water to try and find his ball.
A Nearby golfer approaches the priest and says "Who does this guy think he is, Jesus?"
The priest said "No it is Jesus, but he thinks he's Tiger Woods."