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Grocery Store Joke

So a young woman goes into a grocery store. She finds a cart, and starts going down the aisles. She buys cheez whiz, a thing of peanut butter, a bag of spaghetti, a gallon of milk, brick of cheese, mini pizzas, iceberg lettuce, broccoli, m&ms, and a 4 pack of shampoo that was on sale at the time.

She goes to the chekout, and the clerk is scanning her items.

"You're not married, are you..." the clerk remarks.

"No, I'm not," The woman replies. "Why do you ask?"

"Because you're ugly."
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Uploaded 06/06/2008
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