Hairy Rabbit

A man is driving along a highway and sees a rabbit jump out across the middle of the road. He swerves to avoid hitting it, but unfortunately, the little
rabbit jumps right in front of the car. The driver, a sensitive man as well as
an animal lover, pulls over and gets out to see what has become of the
rabbit. Much to his dismay, the rabbit is dead. The driver feels so awful
that he begins to cry.

A beautiful blonde woman driving down the highway sees the man crying on the
side of a road and pulls over. She steps out of the car and asks him what's
wrong. "I feel terrible," he explains, "I accidentally hit this rabbit and
killed it."

The blonde says, "Don't worry." She runs to her car and pulls out a spray can.
She walks over to the limp, dead rabbit, bends down, and sprays the contents
onto the rabbit. ! The rabbit jumps up, waves its paw at the two of them and
hops off down the road. Ten feet away the rabbit stops, turns around
Uploaded 06/01/2008
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