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Hallmark Greetings that did not make the cut!

Here are some Hallmark card ideas that just didn't make the cut:

Congratulations on your wedding day! Too bad no one likes your husband.

How could two people as beautiful as you have such an ugly baby?

I 've always wanted to have someone to hold, someone to love. After having met you...I've changed my mind.

Congratulations on your promotion. Before you go...Would you like to take this knife out of my back? You'll probably need it again.

When we were together, you always said you'd die for me. Now that we've broken up, I think it's time you kept your promise.
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