A priest and a rabbi are sitting next to each other on a plane. They begin talking about their respective religious cultures.

The priest asks the rabbi, "I know that eating pork is a sin for Jews, but tell the truth, did you ever try it?" The rabbi says, "Oh sure, when I was young I had a rebellious streak, and I had ham and sausage. I liked it, but of course I had to give it up.

The rabbi then asks the priest, "You said that you took a vow of celibacy, but before you got your calling, did you ever fool around with the ladies?"

The priest replies, "Well, it's a little embarassing, but I too had a rebellious streak before I was called, and I admit, I did succumb to the temptations of the flesh."

The rabbi snickers and says, "Better than ham, isn't it?"