Happy Birthday LOL

Last week was my birthday and I didnít feel very well waking up on that morning. I went downstairs for breakfast hoping my wife would be pleasant and say,
"Happy Birthday!", and possibly have a small present for me. As it turned out, she barely said good morning, let alone "Happy Birthday."
I thoughtÖ Well, thatís marriage for you, but the kidsÖ They will remember.
My kids came bounding down stairs to breakfast and didnít say a word. So when I left for the office, I felt pretty low and somewhat despondent.
As I walked into my office, my secretary Jane said,
"Good Morning Boss, and by the way Happy Birthday!"
It felt a little better that at least someone had remembered. I worked until one oíclock, when Jane knocked on my door and said, "You know, Itís such a beautiful day outside, and it is your Birthday, what do you say we go out to lunch, just you and me."
I said, "Thanks, Jane, thatís the greatest thing Iíve heard all day. Letís go!"
We went to lunch. But we didnít go where we normally would go.
She chose instead a quiet bistro with a private table.
We had two Martinis each and I enjoyed the meal tremendously.
On the way back to the office, Jane said, "You know, Itís such a beautiful dayÖ We donít need to go straight back to the office, do we?"
I responded, "I guess not. What do you have in mind?"
She said, "Letís drop by my apartment, itís just around the corner."
After arriving at her apartment, Jane turned to me and said,
"Boss, if you donít mind, Iím going to step into the bedroom for just a moment. Iíll be right back."
"Okay," I nervously replied. She went into the bedroom and, after a couple of minutes, she came out carrying a huge birthday cake.
Followed by my wife, my kids, and dozens of my friends and co-workers, all singing "Happy birthday".
And I just sat thereÖ
On the couchÖ
and erect.
Uploaded 08/24/2011
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