There were two lovers, who were really into spiritualism and reincarnation. They vowed that if either died, the other one would try to contact the partner in the other world 30 days after their death. Unfortunately, a few weeks later, the man died in a car wreck. True to her word, she tried to contact him in the spirit world exactly 30 days later. At the seance, she called out, "John, this is Martha. Do you hear me?" A ghostly voice said, "Yes Martha, this is John. I can hear you." Martha tearfully asked, "Oh John, what is it like?" "It's beautiful. There are soft breezes,a lot of sunshine." "What do you do all day?" asked Martha. "Well, Martha, we get up before sunrise, eat some good breakfast, and make love until noon. After lunch, we nap until 2 and then make love again until 5. After dinner, we do it again until about 11 p.m."

Martha was taken back. "Is that what heaven is like?" "Heaven? I'm not in heave