One day Hillary Clinton had died and went to heaven. When Hillary got to heaven she saw that there were clocks all over the place. Each clock had a past presidents name on it. Hillary asked an angel why there were clock every where. The angel replied "Each clock shows the number of times each president had lied." Hillary looked around and saw George Washington's clock which was positioned at 1 o'clock. Hillary couldn't find Bill's clock. She asked the angel, "Where is Bill's clock?" The angel replied, "Oh, god is using it as a fan."