Hillary Clinton was traveling through Arkansas when her limo stopped at small country gas station. A huge 300 pound hillbilly with no teeth and overalls walks up to the car and says to Hillary, " Hillary Rodman, remember me, Joe Bob! We went to Prom together. Just think if you had married me instead of Bill, you would be the wife of a gas staion owner!" Hillary replied, "No, if I had married you, you would be Ex-President Joe Bob and I would have Bubba Clinton washing my windshield right now!"