Farmer comes in from the fields and wants to have sex with his wife. She says we have 9 kids and I dont want to get pregnant again. That lady from board of health stopped buy and gave me some birth control pills. She says get them out of my purse. So he gets them and says what do we do with them she replies I dont know I guess put it down there in my coochie so he did and a few minutes later they hear chewing. The wife says you dummy you put a chicklet down there.