The groom is speaking with his best man and telling him that he is still a virgin and is very nervous about consumating the marriage. His best man looks at him and tells him he has the solution. The groom looks at him and pleads with him to help. So the bestman say, "I know what hotel your staying in, just get me the room next to yours. If you get into a jam and need some help or advice just bang on the wall and I'll meet you in the hall to discuss." The groom agrees. Later that night when the newly wed couple get to their room the groom tells his new bride that he wants this night to be special and he needs to freshen up a bit and he'll be right out in a moment. The bride after a bit realizes that she has to take a crap but can't use the bathroom because the groom is still in there. In a panic she finds her empty shoebox and craps in it, replaces the lid and slides it under the bed hoping it wont be found. The groom finally returns and they start making out when the groom starts sniffing around. He asks, Do you smell that?" The bride is freaking out and says, "No!" The groom eventually locates the shoe box, opens it and screams, "Oh my God, you have shit in your box!" at which point his buddy starts banging on the wall shouting, "Turn her over, turn her over!"