Now, I'm sure many of you have encountered little shits in supermarkets. Little kids running about and knocking things over, being rude, walking all over their parents, you know the kind. But the worst are the biters. Yes, those little cunts that feel it is okay to bite you whenever they feel like it. Okay, here's the best part. A biter got me today when I was grocery shopping. He broke the fucking skin, too. This was when the gears started turning, the moment I saw a tiny sparkle of blood on the little shits teeth as he was grinning at me like the little cunt he is. I made my eyes get wide, and started screaming "SHIT! SHIT!" Now, my good friend, Tom was there too, and he instantly picked up on it. He started shouting "FUCK! MAYBE HE DIDN'T GET IT! FUCK!" By now, the kid is scared shitless and starts crying, and instantly, his Mom appears out of nowhere and starts getting pissy at us for yelling at her kid. Here's best part, I look her straight in the eye and say, "YOUR KID JUST BIT ME AND I'M HIV POSITIVE!!" At that point the store was dead silent and everyone was starting at each other like what on earth just happened. The sobbing mother ran out while Tom and I stood there laughing our asses off!