A guy walks into a bar, sits down to have a drink and notices a horse in the middle of the bar, above the horse is a sign that says "Make Me Laugh And Win $1,000" so sure enough the guys walks over to the horse, whispers in his ear and the horse busts out laughing. The guy sits back at the bar and the owner comes out and writes him a check. About a month later the guy returns to the same bar and now theres a new sign above the horse, "Make Me Cry And Win $1,000". The guy goes back for a second try and quickly makes the horse cry. The owner comes back out and cuts him another check, but this time he asks the guy how he does it, the guy responds, "It was easy, the first time I told him my dick was bigger than his, the second time I showed him."