A man walks into a doctor's office and complains that it burns when he pees, and that his balls are swollen.

The doc takes a look at him and says, "Wow, I've never seen anything like this. Let me see if there's anything I can even give you to better the situation."

After sorting through different cremes, the doc finally hands him a green and yellow tube. The man immediately takes a look at the ingredients.

"Hmm..we'll I'm allergic to that, and I know this gives me diarrhea."

The doctor looks at him, tube in hand and says, "Well son, you want it Gone-Or-Rhea?"