I rear-ended a car this morning. So there we are alongside the road and
slowly the driver gets out of the car . . . and you know how you
just-get-sooo-stressed and life-stuff seems to get funny? Yeah, well, I
could NOT believe it . . . he was a DWARF! He storms over to my car,
looks up at me and says, "I AM NOT HAPPY!" So, I look down at him and say,
"Well, which one are you then?"... and that's when the fight started.