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Husband

A miserly husband was berating his long suffering wife about the bills. "Look at the water usage. It's exorbitant. You spend far too much time in the bath, you're obsessive about keeping those children clean. And the electricity bill is up in the three digits.
He went on, "You have the lights on all night doing the sewing you take in, and not to mention this whole stupid ironing business you have going at home. It just burns up the electricity and you expect me to pay for it."
"And," he exploded, holding out another bill, "look at this massive gas bill. You and all those suicide attempts!"
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