Guy sits down at the bar and the bartender says "I don't mean to sound offensive, but that mustache make you look a little bit like Hitler". "That's OK because I am Hitler". "I thought you were dead". "I was, but I made a deal with Satan to come back". "What the hell kind of deal could you make to come back?" "All I have to do is kill 6 million more Jews and 2 clowns". "Why 2 clowns?" "See, no one cares about the Jews"