A man and his two friends were talking at the bas. His friend said, " i think my wife is having sex with the electrician. The other day I came home and found wire cutters under the bed"
The second friend said, " I think my wife is having sex with the plumber. The other day I found a pipe wrench under the bed."
The man said, " That's nothing. I think my wife is having sex with a horse."

Both his friends looked at him in disbelief.

"I'm serious. The other day i came home and found a jockey under the bed."