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If sex was sold in a grocery store

* Men would do a much better job of searching for and clipping coupons.

* Hookers are renamed "Special Stock Girls."

* If you ever were not "prepared", you could always go to Aisle 8

* There's gonna be confusion over Trix on Aisle 3 and "Tricks" on Aisle 10.

* Clean up on Aisle 10 would take on a whole new meaning.

* Same with the phrase "Freshness Dating."

* Same with "Buy One, Get One Free."

* No one wants to win the One Millionth Shopper award.

* Paper or Plastic or Rubber?

* Some men would still be in the Express Lane
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Uploaded 04/28/2011
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