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It's so big!

One day, Billy Figgenplucker and his mom, Mrs. Figgenplucker, move to New York from their home town of Bismark, North Dakota. Moving to another state, Billy was tested for his educational equivalency, and was placed into a kindergarten class.

When the first day of school ends, Billy came rushing home, excited and smiling.

"So Billy! I guess you had a great day at school," Mrs. Figgenplucker said. "Why don't you tell me about it?"

"It was really fun mom! Today, we learned how to count to 10. All the other kids could only get to the number seven, but I got all the way to 10!"

"Good for you Billy! And just so you know, that's because you're from North Dakota!"

So the second day of school ends, and Billy comes rushing home again, all excited and happy.

"So Billy, looks like you had another great day," Mrs. Figgenplucker said. "What happened today that you're so excited about?"

"Well mom, today we learned the alphabet!" Billy said excitedly, "And all the other kids could only get to the letter 'q', but I could get all the way to 'z'!"

Mrs. Figgenplucker favored her son with a smile and a wink and said, "Good for you Billy! And just so you know, that's because you're from North Dakota!"

So the third day at Billy's new school ends, and this time Billy is so excited, he was bouncing off the walls.

"Woah! Calm down there Billy!" Mrs. Figgenplucker said. "I guess you had a great day, why don't you tell me about it?"

"Today was great mom!" Billy said excitedly, "We had gym class, and we laughed and we ran, and we played dodgeball! It was great!"

"But you know mom, when I was in the changing room with the other boys, I noticed by private parts were WAY bigger than the other boys'," Billy said. "Is that because I'm from North Dakota?"

"No Billy," Mrs. Figgenplucker answered sadly, "That's because you're 28."
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