One day Jesus and Moses went out for a game of golf. They were on the 15 hole and it was a par 3 180 yards and it was an island green. So Moses pulled out his 4 iron and hits it on the green. Jesus pulls out his 5 iron and lines up his shot and shoots. Unfortunatly Jesus got it in the water. So Jesus walks over to his ball and a guy walks up to Moses and asks who does this guy think he is Jesus. Moses replied no he thinks he is Tiger Woods.