so there's this man who loves his cows very much,
a pastor is going around the neighborhood looking for dicsiples..
and he ends up and the mans house who loves his cows,
he asks the man to come to church on sunday and the man replies " i cant leave my cows alone"
the pastor replies"don't worry jesus will take care of your cows"
so sunday comes and during church, while praising the lord the pastor shouts out"JESUS IS HERE"
the man yells back
"What the FUCK the motherfucker left my cows alone"