Johnny Hum Perphashter
tmaster
Published
06/14/2008
Johnny Hum Perphashter was in school one day when a girl said she would have sexual relations with him if he invited her over.
He did.
When they were at his house doing it Johnny's mother walked in and exclaimed in a hurry "Johnny Humperfaster!!!"
All he said back was "I'm trying to but I can't unless you get the heck out!!!!!"
His mother then fainted.
He did.
When they were at his house doing it Johnny's mother walked in and exclaimed in a hurry "Johnny Humperfaster!!!"
All he said back was "I'm trying to but I can't unless you get the heck out!!!!!"
His mother then fainted.
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