Q: Why do women fake orgasms?
A: 'Cause they think men care.

A little boy in the 2nd grade comes home from school to his father one day.
He tells his father, "I heard 2 new words today, but I don't know what they mean!"
His father asks him, "What are the 2 new words?"
His son replies, "Pussy and cunt".
His father replies, "I can tell you what they mean".
The son replies, "Well?"
The father says, " Do you remember when you were 4 and you and your mother took a shower together? Remember that hairy little slit between her legs? That's a pussy".
His son replies, "Well, a cunt, what's that?"
His father replies, "Well that's the rest of it".

Q: What is a woman?
A: A life-support system for a cunt.