An engineer died.

God sent him down to hell because his former design caused 300 people to fall to their death from a bridge.

Once he was down in hell, he built subways, AC systems, and escalators.

One day, God exclaimed to Satan, "This guy wasn't so bad, he built a famous Cathedral to Christ, send him back up to us"!

Satan answered, "I'm not going to send him back up to you! He built subways, AC systems, and escalators. All of the demons are happy"!

God said, "Send him back up, or I'll sue you"!

Satan replied, " Where are you going to find any fuckin' attorneys?"